This is Katie's belly after eating all that candy
I locked Santa in my gun safe but I still don't feel safe, now he has access to all my guns. I'm afraid to open my safe now 'cause I know he's pissed and now he has a gun.
I locked Santa in my gun safe but I still don't feel safe, now he has access to all my guns. I'm afraid to open my safe now 'cause I know he's pissed and now he has a gun.
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Finally, an update. Oh, and I only wish my belly was that tight. Mine is all loose and stretch-marky. I would totally trade round and tight for saggy and striped.
You need to get that Santa out of there. I tought I heard something this morning. That gun safe is right next to the litter box. Eric was cting a bit strange today. he just kept meowing and rocking back an forth. Something about hook hands and a sack full of toys.
When did Katie go back into a diaper? That santa is going to pick the lock and wait until your all out of the house, sneak down stairs, get some paint and a knife, paint in your ceiling to "NOT LOOK UNDER YOUR BED" and then jump out and stab you with the knife! He won't use guns, he is a liberal.
Whose E.T. fingers are those.
Yo Tom!
You gots a problem wit me, YO!
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